1. |
(Chapter 1)
01:22
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Nestled between two mountains
and by the Ville Sea
There was a quaint town
its people happy as can be
The town’s name was Villetown
Quite a glorious name
it was named after a young pup
back when king Henry reigned
But lads, that’s beside the point
of the story we have today
what we will be recounting
is a tale of hardship and dismay
What we are about to tell you
is a tale you won’t believe
but just ask a villetown villager
they will tell you how they grieved
It all started on a day
just like any other day
the villagers were a waking
to farm, and gather hay
A little boy named jimmy
wandered too far from his crop
and what he found in the dark forest
made him suddenly stop
for there was a hungry creature
tiptoeing through the trees
a large hairy mammal
just looking for company
it frightened Jimmy so bad
and caused a great uproar
Oh, but this was only the begging
Of what Villetown had in store
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2. |
Sasquatch
03:40
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Sasquatch
He was walking through the brush
A hungry creature in search of lunch
Came across a little boy
Said "that's not lunch, it's a boy"
When I approach the humans
they all run away
Just trying to find a few pals
but they all run away from me
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3. |
(Chapter 2)
00:43
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Have you ever heard the story
Of the chupacabra
The terrible beast of the trees
He goes to eat goats
And your ba-bies
A very vile creature , not to be confused with ville
He found his way to villetown in order to find his fill
He munched on a few goats
And was enjoying his day
When pitchforks appeared in the distance
As the villagers came to frighten him away
Oh but chupa wouldn't leave
Without eating much much more
So he signed an official document
And declared war
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4. |
Chupacabra
01:42
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I'm comin' for your goats
Chu! pa! cab! ra! chupa!
I'm gonna suck their blood
Chu! pa! cab! ra! chupa!
Chu! pa! cab! ra! chupa!
Oh! shit! that's! not! a goat!
It's! ac! tual! ly! a sheep!
Little did he know
That the sheep
Was actually...
Sasquatch !! hahahahaha
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5. |
(Chapter 3)
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The friendly lad of the sea
sasquatch's most favorite company
Nessy was seldom believed
But believe me I believe
He approached the evil that lies ahead
With Sasquatch on his back
The two creatures of the lord
Marched forward to attack.
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6. |
Nessie
03:14
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Nessy is a dinosaur from the paleozoic era
I heard that..
He likes !
to fuck around!
with bad guys!
So you better watch your back
Nessy is made of steel, Kraken and Chupa are his meal
I heard that..
He likes !
to fuck around!
with bad guys!
So you better watch your back
Yeah, you need to watch your back
you really need to watch your back
He's comin for you! He's comin for you!
Nessy swimmin in the ocean
Nessy swimmin in the sea
Gonna find Sasquatch
and save the city.
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7. |
(Chapter 4)
00:38
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I AM THE KRAKEN
GET OUT OF MY WAY
PREPARE TO FACE
YOUR DISMAY
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8. |
Kraken (returns...)
01:48
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What's that in the ocean?
What's that in the sea?
The Kraken's comin for you
he's gonna eat your baby
BLEH!
Then the waves swelled
then the kraken came
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9. |
(Chapter 5)
01:14
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Twas the 32nd of November
the year 2047
The people of Villetown roamed the earth
That is until Mr. Troll
Teetered his way
for he had
something to say
"Yo ho! Yo ho! you wont believe what ive seen,
for Villetown is no longer a safe place to be!"
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10. |
Mr. Troll
01:24
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"I am the troll
hiding under the bridge.
There is a deadly fight coming
to town. yes there is. im telling the truth."
Mr. Troll
The people of Villetown
were pretty scared
But the troll
always comes prepared. yes he does. very prepared. super prepared.
Mr. Troll
He's a pretty nice guy.
"Hey all you villagers!!!
A brawl is about to happen!!
In your town of Villetown!
I just wanted to warn you people!"
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11. |
(Chapter 6)
00:51
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Oh , we are all gathered here this day
To witness our friends and foes, battle away
Oh look over in yonder ! Coming over the hills
What do we have here
It's chupa and kraken
They have finally appeared
And wait , what's that arising from the sea
Oh it's our hero Sasquatch riding on nessy
Dear god I hope this end well
For I can't afford to die
I'll see you all in hell
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12. |
The Battle
03:36
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First came sasquatch
riding on Nessy
second came Chupa
riding on the Kraken
They! fought until the death
Sasquatch threw a grenade
Chupa threw a dead goat
Nessy choked on the goat
Kraken made a whirlpool
They fought until the death
Until there was nothing left
Eeeyowanga uuhhha wada edowada hooo
Oooo waa haa and a hooahoo
They fought until the death
Until there was nothing left...
Sasquatch ate Kraken's head off
and Chupa ran away, so far away
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13. |
(Epilogue)
01:08
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Now Villetown is safe and sound
Nessy got a medal and Squatch got a crown
Kraken got buried 6 feet in the ground
Chupa's off in another town eatin other people's goats leaving Villetown's goats alone cause they need those goats they utilize them every day
Now they're gonna celebrate
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The Villetown Mountain Army Brigade Jackson, Mississippi
3 frinds writing songs that are sometimes good from result of coffee and angst towards systems of all kinds. Dont trust
anyone love everybody and find a way to make dreemz come true stay real and dont regret punching infants ever but dont actually do that thats pretty mean and feel bad.
Nick play tha git
whit play tha drum
stevn play da bazz
... more
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